The 10 most annoying types of students
Please note that these are ordered from the least annoying to most annoying (in my opinion)
10- The IDIOT type
Although you might take advantage of his stupidity, choose most of your classes with him to get higher grades. He will never stop annoying you with his stupid questions in class.
He WILL call you home to ask you the stupid questions he asked in class. It will take you an hour to understand that he got the given all wrong.
He WILL still think that he got the idea even though he did NOT get the question. Next, he will insist that you are wrong and eventually he might or might not get the idea.
I personally do not believe in the existence of such a type but I do believe that some people simply don't want to think and want to memorize everything or at least think that they understand everything.
I will limit myself to these descriptions but please note that this type can combine with any other type to make worse cases but this is number 10 since nevertheless these people might be great friends.
9- The PROJECT type
These are the people that suddenly become interested in you because a project is coming soon. They will keep asking you to let them in your group.
If they manage to succeed they will ask you to do everything while they study to get high grades or simply tell you that they have an appointment and go out with their girlfriends/boyfriends or simply friends.
You end up doing 99% of the project while they sit around giving orders to random people. When you ask for help their response will be: "I don't know how to do this, you're better at it"
Many fights may occur and it might end up with you hitting each other. Therefore, you vow not to do a project with them again but they just keep coming up with different disguises.
8- The High Level Nerd
This class of students can be divided into 2 types:
the silent class and the more annoying class which I'd like to call (the I want you to think that I know it all class)
These two are mostly alike, they disappear directly after class to go swallow some book somewhere in the library or at home. They have done the given exercices,
the exercices that are found in the book, the exercises that are found on the internet. They have memorized the words said in class (with lip movement).
They might have recorded the lecture and while taking notes put possible theoretical questions they will ask themselves while in the toilet.
They will follow the professor to office hours and ask him questions about every sentence in the book and in some other university's course lectures online.
The only difference between the first and the second type is that the second would appear to ask weird questions in class, would want you to see that he knows everything.
Therefore, he attempts to answer all questions asked by the professor, memorizes the position of certain blocks in the upcoming slides (including the names).
Replies faster than lightning when asked akward absurd questions from the book and simply laughs when someone cannot answer a question , then he raises his hand while thinking:
"Haha chou hal 7mar choufo ana addei awe beli3 kell chi"
7- The Pretender
This one is even worse than the High Level Nerd as this person did not read anything, does not know anything yet he attempts to make you think that he knows everything.
Either he tries to ask absurd meaningless questions or answers using cosmological powers questions with some absurd answer that can never be understood.
Then the teacher would attempt to understand the question and in that attempt comes up with a much deeper question which the Pretender finds suitable and takes it as his own question.
He will go on bragging about how much he has understood a certain subject and mastered the material but cannot answer the easiest of questions.
There exists also another type of pretender which falls under this category which are those who pretend that they have not done anything while actually the have done everything they can do.
"Eh man ma 3melet chi ana mber7a kenet kel el nhar 3am bel3ab wara2 w 2ebb el motocycle" (eh ok). You don't think anyone gets fooled that easily do you?
Then you attempt to go out with that person someday and it appears that they are always busy ("ma fiyye te3ben/helken/mech 2adir") or man ana ma3 ref2ate.
But of course they are never busy studying wallaw ma henne ma bia3emlo chi.
6- The Nagger
This one is seriously annoying. He will nag about anything. He thinks his life sucks, his family sucks, his grades suck (probably 90's), you suck, his friends suck.
He will nag about his grades, his internship, his life, his teachers, his classmates, his car, his family, his girlfriend. He will repeat the same subject again and again
and again and again until you ask him to stop when he will move to another one to nag about. He will make it sound like the world is at an end and he is at the center.
I have never stopped asking myself whether he expects us to say 7aram which will increase his chances of getting better luck or it is just his nature to seek attention by nagging.
In both cases, you should not have too many fights with these people, simply ignore them, block your ears or just make them shut up.
5- The Teacher's Pet
This type is the one that you see asking all the questions, following the teacher everywhere (even to the bathroom). He attempts to stick to the teacher to get good grades.
He will not stop nagging to get a higher grade. He will call the teacher at least twice a week either to schedule a meeting or to get to know him better.
Some of the girls might attempt to wear short skirts to get higher grades for example. Then after having approached the teacher he will blame others for everything becoming quite like a snitch but a bit worse.
4- The Bitch
I have found no other name for this type. It is those who around the semester do not appear to know you nor talk to you nor even acknowledge your existence besides maybe during elections time.
Then when a project or some homework arises, suddenly they become interested in everything you do up until they allow themselves to ask you the question:
"Would you give us you homework/project please, we don't want to copy it we just want to have a look at it to see how we can do it" or "I will not copy it as is, I will change it"
or "Wallaw mech ana rfi2ak/rfi2tak". Then you start getting messages on Facebook, on your mobile phone, on your inbox, on your website, on your home phone (they leave you a message with your mother)
in your PO-Box (not really but they might do it - shit I think I just gave them an other idea) which forces you to turn off your cellphone, tell your mother you're sleeping or studying
disable Facebook, block his email from your email address list and maybe shutdown your website, yet he would still attempt to contact you somehow and the worst thing is that he speaks as if you two have known each other for centuries.
3- The Female Follower
This is the type that while having a normal deep truthful and fruitful conversation with, some girl appears at about 500 meters away from the area of conversation which I define to be where you are standing and talking.
Suddenly, the FF (Female Follower - I would have gone with another namepr by the way) disappears to pop up 500 meters away next to that girl totally ignoring you, and your conversation.
Then he will carry her bags, laptop, lipstick, he might even carry her. Then he will follow her everywhere, to the library, to the lab. He will escort her to her house.
The only way you would be able to seperate them is by forming another more interesting group of girls which he will then respond to and follow.
This person does not seem to be only annoying to guys as he might even be the same to girls. Let me explain, he/she will attempt to touch you on different occasions.
He/She will never stop asking you about your boyfriend/girlfriend, your life and giving you compliments. He might stick to you like glue. I'm sure he/she annoys you as much as he/she annoys us.
2- The Backstabber/Liar
Although this might appear to be worthy of position 1. It is still not my "personal favorite". This is the type that you rely on to do something and then you discover after the deadline that they have not done it.
This is the type that you tell something very important you want to keep a secret to (and thinking that they are your true friends) and suddenly the whole university knows about it (including the person you were talking about).
This is the type you ask a question on an exam to and they answer you incorrectly to make you get lower grades (not that they refuse to answer).
You will get tons of promises from, none of which get done. They will tell you that there is no place at a certain Internship program so that they can take yours.
They will even tell the teacher that you did nothing (I'm assuming you have done something) to get higher grades.
They will lie to you about their grade, their status, and almost every single thing you can think of.
If they have any respect for themselves, I'd like to see them being honest someday.
1- The Nosy Stalker
This type is my personal all-time favorite. He appears to be everywhere. Everytime he sees you he will follow you, sit with you, eat with you.
Stand right next to you (probably not saying anything and listening to what you are talking). Then he will start asking questions about everything.
He cannot stand not knowing what you are talking about and attempts to know in every way he finds possible. He will call you from time to time so that you can answer some of the personal questions you refused to answer last time.
He simply will not let you go as long as you look at him or talk to him, the only solution would be running away, hiding or saying that someone in your family got hurt real bad and you must leave now!
Please note that this list does not target anyone in particular, it is something I came up with to be able to communicate what annoys me better, I myself might belong to some of these groups.
So if I do please tell me. I have written this so that people would start working on themselves not to do any of the above.
Thank you for reading.